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23rd October 2011

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Bridezillas is the new Jerry Springer

    This is the only way that I can explain the way I feel about this show.  My wife DVRs this show so sometimes I’m in the room while she is watching it.  These women are some of the biggest bitches I have ever heard of and the fact that they think they can talk to family and friends the way that they do leads me to believe that people these days are truly spineless. I don’t care how long I have been friends with some one or how long I’ve been dating you, if you want a slave,emotional punching bag, or someone to validate your very existence then I’ll break it off at the drop of a hat.  The old saying fits the situations on this show perfectly.  “With friends like this, who needs enemies?” In a perfect world the failure rate of these relationships would be 100%.  Heaven forbid that these women breed and then have an episode of some shitty show they can show their daughters some day. Real women DON’T need to depend on other people that they basically want to turn into verbal abuse slaves.

    These women talk to their own family and soon to be spouses like they have no idea how abusive they sound.  I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that most of them never act that way usually, but because the cameras are there they want people to think they are the badest bitch around.  The truth is weddings aren’t that hard you can just go to the court house and save a lot of time.  The size of your wedding ladies is usually dictated by just one person, yourself. My advice as a married man to all of you ladies out there. If you are getting stressed out about your wedding do one of three things.  #1 Downsize your plans simple is better sometimes, all you really need is parking, food, and music.  #2 Is this the right person to be married to? #3 Find out how the other person reacts under pressure if you don’t think it is a rational amount or if they seem to be overreacting to everything then you should probably just let it go.  Marriage is hard and it takes a lot of work.  Don’t sign up if you aren’t ready.